Which book’s world would be the absolute worst to live in?
Yep, you got!
While the world’s created by Theodor Seuss Geisel are fantastically creative, and darn fun to read, they have a big problem…
What’s the issue? Let’s get some tissue, I’ve been doing some heavy thinking, too much caffeine I am drinking, I gotta know, you see, where do I pee?
Dr. Seuss makes no reference to a toilet, urinal or bidet. I’d simply refuse to live in a world without a loo, a john, a WC, a head, a bedpan.
Yes, it’s a fact. my urine flows like a broken dam, especially after a quad americano! If a small fire sprung up, I could whip out the hose, and put the fire out! Later I’d make bail, yippee! I’m out of jail!
Am I wrong, bang the gong! Let me know where Dr. Seuss mentions, in passing or in exactitude, a place where one can pee freely!
If I’m wrong, I’ll gladly eat Green Eggs & Ham with Sam-I-Am!
Thanks for reading, that was fun!

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