You know, blogging is about spontaneity, right?
If something interesting or unusual happens to you, you feel like posting on social media.
If something happens to me, I usually end up waiting a week or two to right what’s left of my memory of that particular event.
Like: Last week I got off a bus, but people were trying to get ON while I was forcing my way OFF! Things got ugly!
But, as you can see, that was ambiguous, without a plot, shovel or reason. I had forgotten exactly why things got ugly!
If i had reported the problem then, I would have elaborated and explained the ugliness!
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Did you know, my Depth Perception is as good as Kelsey Grammar in Expendables 3 (finally used that comparison!), so because of that I usually drive CJ-3 or walk with my eyes on the ground, watching for bumps, hidden curbs, 100 dollar bills, tree roots, etc…
But, occasionally, like today, I do hit objects that should not be there: Today, I drove into the ONLY chair anywhere on the entire convocation hall at SFU. It was a bright Red Chair and I totally did not see it!
Oh I’m fine, and so is the chair!
That’s why I need to blog more timely, otherwise you’d never know I had this bang up with a solitary chair!
Thanks for your time!

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